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By MissTrish (Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 02:47:10 PM EST) mrrrrrrrr, g'way, sleeping (all tags)

It's one of those quiet Saturday mornings after.

I woke up and made eggs on reflex. Food. Hungry. Eggs. MMMMmmmmMMMmm, eggs.

Why does my scalp itch? Ew, what's this chunk of blood? Oh, right. Bleached hair with new product. Not doing that again. Hair... I did something else with my hair. Whatever, eggs. Tasty.

House smells like sex, drugs, and rock and roll. Smells like... "You smell like [illegal substance]." Hey! ni was over last night! Wait, he was here, then he came back. Put down fork. Forget the eggs. Let's figure this out.

Came home from work. It was Friday. I was worried. No, not just worried, upset. Oh! A bit of angry. Evasive manoeuvre: had sushi, watched Arrested Development, drank wine.

Wait, what? I don't drink. Not since Cape Breton and well before that.

ni and misslake went to the museum. ROM has $5 Friday nights that let you in all the exhibits now. (Used to be free, but you could only see the main collection.)

Finished the bottle. Too quick. Kicked in the rye. Fucking CC, always makes me puke. No, I didn't puke this time, but we were ready in case. Still angry, crap.

People home! Yay! YAYO! Continued excesses.

"Hey, misslake, how would you like to take part in the dormant yet old tradition of having my hair cut only while piss-tankered?"

So that's what happened to my hair.

That's as far back as it goes at present. I finished my eggs, got dressed and watched Boondock Saints. Read a bit of Moon is a Harsh Mistress (again, and again, and again, etc.) Got 256 to make a record of the hair for your pleasure.

Apologies for lack of pronouns, proper grammar. Blame Mannie.

Oh, my.

"Hey, babe, is there any CC left?"

If you have any reason to think you'd be welcome to join, you are. Let's have an excessive weekend, I want a bad Monday.

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Great hair by hulver (3.25 / 4) #1 Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 02:57:02 PM EST

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smart, pretty, sane. pick two - georgeha

Props to misslake by MissTrish (4.00 / 2) #2 Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 03:01:36 PM EST

I think she was just as messed up as I was.

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In case anybody thinks I'm being sarcastic by hulver (4.00 / 3) #8 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 04:41:31 AM EST

I'm not, I think it looks really good.
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smart, pretty, sane. pick two - georgeha
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Ratings can be sarcastic too. by Driusan (4.00 / 1) #10 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 10:44:36 AM EST

In a "no one can possibly have any problem with this innocuous comment, I'm going to pretend to take offense at it in an over-the-top way and not explain myself" kind of way.

That and I don't like blondes.

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But it's by Pasofol (2.00 / 0) #11 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 11:08:40 AM EST

Trish can't you make an exception this one time? I know you'd prefer purple hair but maybe you'll start liking blondes after you get use to her as being one.

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: No. by Driusan (2.00 / 0) #12 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 11:14:41 AM EST

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i hear gentlemen prefer blondes by misslake (4.00 / 2) #13 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 11:24:15 AM EST

tee hee hee! you're like so definately not a gentleman! for REALS, yo.

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: Aw man. by Driusan (2.00 / 0) #15 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 03:51:13 PM EST

Last night I even sobered up enough during dinner to politely say "Hi" to the families who were gawking at the rainbow coloured dildo hanging out of my friend's pants without sluring or anything.
And if that doesn't make me a gentleman, well then I don't think I wanna be sober.

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For reasons unknown, by ni (2.00 / 0) #3 Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 03:32:35 PM EST

I'm not that hungover. I am disturbingly tempted to grab some wine and join you.

Maybe in a bit. God help my liver.

[explaining the sledge-hammer] We had to maintain discipline among the floorboards. -- MissTrish

I am completely un-hung by MissTrish (2.00 / 0) #4 Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 03:36:56 PM EST

and I wholeheartedly invite you to come drink. May want to replenish your stock though.

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: There was no question of it. by ni (2.00 / 0) #5 Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 03:38:36 PM EST

A day like today calls for red wine.

[explaining the sledge-hammer] We had to maintain discipline among the floorboards. -- MissTrish
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I'll be with you in spirit. by Driusan (2.00 / 0) #6 Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 05:34:43 PM EST

It's just before 6 o'clock.

I'm going to start drinking.

cute by MillMan (4.00 / 3) #7 Sat Sep 23, 2006 at 06:31:52 PM EST

Everybody still hates me in this city and I hate everybody.

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well I dunno if you're like me by MissTrish (4.00 / 1) #18 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 05:29:34 PM EST

but it's sunday and I'm still drunk.

I didn;t know you could get a 4 litre jug of wine for $27, or that ni would actually buy such a think, but there it is.

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(Comment Deleted) by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #20 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 07:01:08 PM EST

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See shiraz is too classy by MissTrish (2.00 / 0) #21 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 07:48:44 PM EST

it was a jug of "Dois Amigos". Jug buddy, jug.

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(Comment Deleted) by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #28 Wed Sep 27, 2006 at 07:47:02 AM EST

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I have learned to fear the box by MissTrish (2.00 / 0) #29 Wed Sep 27, 2006 at 07:50:24 AM EST

at school we forgot to put the box of white in the fridge. Three months later I drank it. I am almost positive it was vinegar, but since i was already drunk on...something, I can't remember...I can't properly report.

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: (Comment Deleted) by vorheesleatherface (2.00 / 0) #30 Wed Sep 27, 2006 at 08:05:31 AM EST

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OH MY GOD!!! You look just like my daughter, by greyrat (4.00 / 3) #14 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 03:12:34 PM EST

but about ten years older. Eyes, nose, forehead, hair, hands, nail polish... I don't know what to do with this.

I think I'll curl up in a little ball for a few minutes now...
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou

I have no words by MissTrish (4.00 / 3) #16 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 04:15:05 PM EST

Only mocking laughter

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Yeah. That's what she'd do too. by greyrat (4.00 / 1) #17 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 04:42:02 PM EST

But it's OK. I'm out of the fetal position and out of the corner now and the shakes are gone. I'm ready to flirt again. Remember: You're not my daughter.
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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but she is young enough to be by MillMan (4.00 / 2) #19 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 06:01:10 PM EST

Everybody still hates me in this city and I hate everybody.
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: No. As I said, she's at least ten years older. by greyrat (2.00 / 0) #23 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 09:35:29 PM EST

BUHWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!fortyseven!!!
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There is absolutely no correlation or causation amongst intelligence, power, talent and wealth.
Kha-Nyou
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Nice hair by debacle (2.00 / 0) #22 Sun Sep 24, 2006 at 08:55:13 PM EST

For half of this entry I thought I was reading MisterQueue's diary (His is next).

It was confusing.

"I'm very responsive to certain stimuli, and pain is pretty much at the top of that list." - BadDoggie

I keep returning to this diary ... by lb008d (2.00 / 0) #24 Mon Sep 25, 2006 at 11:29:27 PM EST

to look at your eyes.

: shameless by MissTrish (2.00 / 0) #25 Tue Sep 26, 2006 at 07:31:06 AM EST

completely shameless. Was my father a thief? Did he steal the stars? Etc?
Sorry, I have no graceful way to accept compliments. Um, thanks.

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Late comment: by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #26 Wed Sep 27, 2006 at 04:32:16 AM EST

I like the hair too, suits your eyes.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

Thanks by MissTrish (2.00 / 0) #27 Wed Sep 27, 2006 at 07:46:57 AM EST

I find that if I stick to extremes I'm fine. Black. Blonde. In between the eyes are just dull.

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: Doubtful... by Alice Pulley (2.00 / 0) #31 Wed Sep 27, 2006 at 08:27:07 AM EST

...but I'll take your word for it.

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'But they're adults and perfectly capable of working it out themselves. And if not, well, fuck em.' - Nebbish '06.

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